~ He’ll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge.
~ Betty…if your parents lied about Jason and Polly, there’s probably more they lied about.
~ What is a chock’lit shop? And, why does it sell burgers?
~ Color me impressed. A B&E with B&V. What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, Betty?
~ Please…I’ve had my seven minutes of heaven with Archie Andrews.
~ Because Archie’s swell. But, like most millenial straight guys, he needs to be told what he wants. So, tell him, finally.
~ Alright. No cruising guys tonight. We both know what goes in those woods.
~ Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs, now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn, tonight.
~ I learned that from the Nancy Drew detective handbook.
~ The deep web, the dark internet. Check it, it’s all online…simple Googling.
~ Wonderful. Ten minutes in and I’m already the Blue Jasmine of Riverdale High.
~ Listen Moose, you’re hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you’ve got more demons than The Exorcist. We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best… girls.