Whoopi Goldberg Quotes

~ Well you know what, I talk about God, you gotta talk about these damn movies.

~ Listen, you are a white lady telling me what is racist to you, which is fine.

~ If you hit somebody, you cannot be sure you are not going to get hit back!

~ If I don’t get onboard with a lot of stuff that is upsetting people, understand that my real life is much more upsetting than stuff that is happening outside

~ Just so we’re all clear, you have to know the difference between when somebody’s coming for you, when somebody is paying you a compliment and when somebody is saying, ‘here’s my observation.’ If you can get that together, maybe you can be president.

~ I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape.

~ There have been a lot of horrifying, there have been a lot of monster Christians. Hitler was a Christian. 

~ There was a dopey article written by some woman in the New York Times yesterday and she impugned my reputation. She said I was a troublemaker and started fights. Now lady, I don’t start fights. Oftentimes I will finish them, but I don’t start fights.

~ I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly. I think it is again, we’ll see what happens as more information comes out.

~ …our young women get out there and drink themselves into a stupor. I’m not attacking, but I am saying there is some responsibility. When you go to a frat party, don’t get blind drunk. Don’t put anybody in a position of being able to take advantage of you. You don’t need to do that. That’s all I mean. That’s all I’m saying.